that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
This is so perfect
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
And here he is before his haircut.
[[For those of you who don’t know what doctusflammi is talking about: link
And shortly after, Draven axe’d the sad inflatable kiddie pool of a ball pit]]
So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.
I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.
Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…
What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
these are the most anime pigeons ive ever fucking seen
i smell like beef